Sunday, 24 April 2011

Embarrassing bodies ...


Weird,  Pseudo-Scientist Michael Blanche (25) has made yet another genetic breakthrough.  Based on years of slap dash research and lazy development, the innovation means a step change in carcass value of sheep meat by providing six legs per lamb:

You should be able to count 6 legs ... only 4 work

Commenting on the biggest revolution in sheep genetics since Dolly, Professor Blanche said, “I was sick in my mouth when I saw it ... its gross.  At least its alive ... makes a nice change.” 

2 comments:

juliet said...

this is just like the rumour of a sheep with more than 1 brain cell----obviously a fake and totally unbelievable

Anonymous said...

Are you sure it's not just a very woolly spider?!