Weird, Pseudo-Scientist Michael Blanche (25) has made yet another genetic breakthrough. Based on years of slap dash research and lazy development, the innovation means a step change in carcass value of sheep meat by providing six legs per lamb:
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| You should be able to count 6 legs ... only 4 work |
Commenting on the biggest revolution in sheep genetics since Dolly, Professor Blanche said, “I was sick in my mouth when I saw it ... its gross. At least its alive ... makes a nice change.”
